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Well, Gavin Williamson, erstwhile Defence Secretary (of all people) turned out to be the leak.  At least according to Mrs May.  It was like something out of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.  He had to go.  Yet he protesteth his innocence vociferously.  He swore on the life of his children.  That reminded me of the time Mr Gummer got one of his kids to eat a hamburger on telly during the Mad Cow Disease crisis.  I think they should keep the kids out of it.  Don’t swear on anything or anybody.  As Our Lord said, let your yea be yea and your nay be nay.

Mr Williamson’s last act as Defence Secretary was to meet with the submariners at Faslane.  But by the time they held the controversial service at Westminster commemorating 50 years of Trident, Penny Mordaunt had taken over.  She had been Secretary of State for International Development, and her place (it’s a bit like trying to solve Rubik’s Cube) was taken by Rory Stewart.  It’s not that long since Mr Stewart took over the prisons, swearing to sack himself if he didn’t solve the drugs and violence crisis.  That pledge seems no longer to pertain.  Meanwhile, John McDonnell the Shadow Chancellor is telling us that Mrs May herself is a mole, leaking confidential information from the Tory-Labour meetings trying to find a path to Brexit.  But there’s no readily available means of sacking Mrs May, much to the chagrin of Iain Duncan Smith.

I’ve never been able to understand cabinet reshuffles.  How can you head up a department for a few months and then jump ship and head up another?  How can you possibly master each brief?  At least the civil service can keep things ticking over while you’re trying to mug the stuff up.  Look at Stormont!  No government for more than two years now.  And life – well, with one very notable exception – goes on.  I can contrast that (I’m sure you can too) with my (your) own professional experience.  If I didn’t turn up for work, either in the Emergency Department or the General Practice Surgery, even for one day, there would be pandemonium.  Harms would ensue; some of them might be fatal.  This was why I and my colleagues would often, no doubt ill-advisedly, drag ourselves into work when we felt like death, because we didn’t wish to place an intolerable burden on our already overstretched colleagues.  The idea of not turning up for two years?  Well, after about three days, as we say north of the border, I would have got my jotters.

Back at Faslane, the safes in the nuclear subs hold the Prime Minister’s “letters of last resort.”  You can read about them in The Silent Deep, The Royal Navy Submarine Service since 1945 by Peter Hennessy & James Jinks (Allen Lane, 2015).  When the balloon goes up, big time (as becomes apparent when Radio 4 ceases to broadcast,) three submariners read the PM’s letter to find out what to do.  In the broadest terms, I suppose this must be an order either to retaliate, or not.  But I wonder if this is nothing more than a piece of propaganda, all part of the bluff-and-grope strategy of a nation state wishing to appear belligerent and slightly unbalanced.  You could hardly conjure a modus operandi less democratic than to have the PM in the isolation of Chequers take a decision, over a Ouija Board for all we know, about how to bring the world to an end full of bangs and whimpers.  Apparently she doesn’t need to run it by anybody or even let anybody (the three submariners aside) know her decision.

But to return to the porous National Security Council, I’ve heard it suggested that Mr Williamson was indeed the leak, only he doesn’t know it.  I imagine political journalists are rather adept at extracting information from people.  They are not so much constructing a story from scratch, as filling in missing pieces of a jigsaw.  They might interpret an involuntary facial tic as a nod and a wink.  I know, again from my own professional life, how easy it is inadvertently to betray a confidence without noticing.  When people go phishing, you have to be on the highest alert.  Fortunately I was assisted in this by my appalling memory for names.  I could remember the lesion, but don’t ask me who it belonged to.

When Mr Williamson swore on the lives of his children, somebody phoned the Jeremy Vine Show on Radio 2 to say that that proves he did it.  But I don’t think you can draw any conclusions from it one way or another.  Personally, I think it was the tarantula.

I devoured the latest Ian McEwan, Machines Like Me, subtitled And People Like You (Jonathan Cape, 2019).  I’m a McEwan fan and I’ve read the whole canon.  Mind you, his books are a little like Chinese meals.  There is no satiety.  After The Children Act I waited impatiently for the next one, and here we are.  They made a film out of The Children Act, and I will hazard a guess, two guesses, that they will make one out of Machines Like Me, and that Ben Whishaw (Q in the Bond movies) will play the machine.  Just a hunch.

I’m not quite sure why I admire McEwan, because I seldom find his characters simpatico, and I would have no wish to meet them or move among them, in their metropolitan environment.  Yet his books are page turners, and this latest is no exception.  It’s a vision – dystopian to my mind – of where Artificial Intelligence might take us.  It concerns an android, Adam, so sophisticated as to pass for Homo sapiens.  McEwan elects not to place Adam in the future but back in the 80s, but the 80s of an alternative universe in which Britain has lost the Falklands War, Tony Benn is leader of the Labour Party, the Beatles have reunited, and Alan Turing, an establishment elder statesman, is alive and well.  This backdrop, at once familiar and totally unrecognisable, provides a zany lop-sidedness against which Adam’s existence becomes almost believable.

Alan Turing is another reason why Machines Like Me could end up in film.  Benedict Cumberbatch played him in a film largely concerned with his decryption work during the war at Bletchley Park, The Imitation Game.  The thesis of The Imitation Game is that if you are interacting with an intelligence whose mode of expression suggests consciousness, then there is no reason to suppose that consciousness is absent.  You might say that Machines Like Me is an exploration of all that such an assumption might imply.

Do you suppose Adam the android goes AWOL?  As in Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, Stanley Kubrick’s 2001, and Robert Harris’ The Fear Index, that’s generally what such creations do.  If he does, we should hardly be surprised.  Already such events are happening in reality.  It now seems highly likely that two recent near identical disasters in civil aviation were caused by a computer taking control of the aeroplane and flying it into the ground while the pilots were unable to do anything about it.  In aviation, when the gremlins start to act up, the captain takes control and flies the aeroplane.  This side of the Pond he says, “I have control,” and on the other side, “My aeroplane.”  What a shock to make that statement only to find that the real captain of the aircraft is not in the cockpit.  In any walk of life, when the systems begin to malfunction, you must have a way of shutting them down while still being able to carry out your basic tasks.  Under no circumstances should you allow Adam to disable his own Kill switch.

These events were shocking enough, but even more shocking was the insouciance of the reaction from some quarters.  There was no recognition of the fact that these events were not like other civil aviation disasters caused by pilot error, mechanical failure, bad weather, bad ground to air communication or more likely, a multifactorial concatenation of circumstances, a combination of all of the above.  In its sinister aetiology, this was of a different order.  Yet our capacity for forgiving machines their vagaries seems inexhaustible.

Our love affair with IT and AI in 2019 is just like our love affair with the automobile circa 1964, around the time Dr Beeching ripped up the rail system.  Once we were gridlocked we came to regret that, and I believe once our cyber systems pack in, not necessarily because they are hacked, but just because they are too damned complicated, we will similarly rue the day.  I don’t care for this Brave New World.

Last week, the National Security Council met to discuss whether the Chinese telecoms firm Huawei should be involved in building the UK’s 5G phone network.  That Mrs May favours Huawei, apparently against the advice of some ministers and officials, has been leaked.  Who leaked it?  MI5 might be called upon to seize mobile phone and email records.  There is a certain irony in the National Security Council’s assessing whether or not Huawei’s systems might be “secure”, while the council itself is as leaky as a sieve.  That could have come straight out of a novel by Ian McEwan.

Good Friday: wrote to The Herald, a response to a letter from a General Practitioner.  The vexed topic: Assisted Suicide.  His was a nuanced letter, carefully stated and well expressed.  This was no surprise, as the writer is a regular contributor to the paper.  I know him.  We went to the same medical school, and greet one another at RSNO concerts.  So while my response expressed an opposing point of view, I hope I was polite and courteous.  It occurs to me that it would be best to extend that similar level of courtesy to people I don’t know.  There’s nothing to be gained from cheap point scoring.

But why write to the papers?  I can think of a few reasons, perhaps worth rehearsing, why not to write:

1. You might not be published. This can be disappointing, particularly if you’ve put some care and effort into the composition, you are pleased with the result, and feel you have a point worth making.  I used to be crestfallen when I got rejected, but I’m much more philosophical about it now.  It’s no big deal.  Bernard Levin used to remind himself that his carefully crafted articles for The Times were wrapping the fish and chips that night.  Sometimes I’ve regretted writing something and hoped to goodness it wouldn’t get published.  Naturally on these occasions such sinful follies appear in print the very next day.
2. You might be published, but in an abridged, edited form. I used to have Beethovenian tantrums about this, and imagine myself seizing the editor by the throat and ranting: “Don’t change a word!”  But again I’m more relaxed about it now, so long as the essential meaning isn’t distorted.
3. When you write, particularly on a contentious issue, you are sticking your head above the parapet, so people are liable to take pot shots at you. It pays to check for ripostes and rejoinders the next day: “Dr Campbell needs to wake up and smell the coffee.  Can he really be so naïve as to imagine…?  I won’t be making an appointment at his surgery any time soon…”  And so on.  It doesn’t do to be too thin skinned.  And remember, you’re not checking for injuries to the amour propre, rather looking for counterarguments that again need to be rebutted in an ongoing debate.  Some of the comments are liable to be “robust”, but at least The Herald won’t publish anything downright offensive.  If you want the offensive stuff, go on line.  I once did.  Never again.  I can’t say I’m liberated from all that junk because I was never entrapped.  I don’t really understand why young people get dragged down by online abuse.  Just Log Off.  Easy for you, you old codger, I hear you say.  You’re past it anyway.  You have no idea of the pressures…  Well I don’t accept that.  And I’m impatient with those who mentor the young, who feel constrained to say that there are good sides too to social media.  No there aren’t, not if somebody is driving you to despair.  Switch the bloody thing off and crush it under foot.  But I digress.  Back to reasons for not writing to the papers.
4. You, in turn, might find that it is you yourself who are the intemperate and loud-mouthed bully. When I find myself spluttering indignantly into my cornflakes over some piece of (to my mind) arrant nonsense, I remind myself that it pays not to fire off a quick broadside, but to take time out for reflection in silence.  I remind myself of the words of Oliver Cromwell (I’ve said this before but it’s worth repetition) “I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.”  So order your thoughts, and compose yourself before composing your piece.  Don’t be mean and sarcastic, avoid the “argument ad hominem”, and address the issue, whatever it may be.  If you are only writing to vent your spleen, maybe it would be better to maintain a dignified silence.  I once made a pact with myself never to write to the paper unless I had something positive and constructive to contribute.  Unsurprisingly, the frequency of my correspondence diminished.
5. There is the ever present possibility that you sound like a barrack-room lawyer. You have no time for nuance; your arguments are pat.  A statement of the bleedin’ obvious, mate.  Or, as we say north of the border, story’s endit, pal.  This I fear.
6. You might make a mistake. It might be trivial, or it might be serious.  Either way, it is liable to be pounced upon.  I remember once, in a letter whose content I’ve long since forgotten, invoking the Writ of Habeas Corpus.  Next day: “Habeas Corpus won’t do Dr Campbell any good north of the border.  He means ‘The Protection gin Wrangfu’ Imprisonment Act’…” or some such.  Clever dick.
7. You might make an error of judgment. You might unconsciously betray a prejudice that goes against the current zeitgeist.  We live in a Pharisaic age.  “Dr Campbell should hang his head in shame…”  I particularly dislike the “hang his head in shame” imagery.  People who hang their heads in shame are defendants in a show trial.  Their belts are removed so they have to hold their trousers up while standing in the dock.  They are clearly guilty.

So.  Plenty of reasons not to write to the papers!  Why on earth would you ever do it?  It’s simply the creative impulse.  You conjure an idea that you want to share, and you try to express it as succinctly and coherently as you can.  Mindful that column inches are at a premium, you go through your draft and cut out all the deadwood, all the clichés and redundant expressions, the self-indulgences, and the purple prose.  You murder your darlings.  Then you read it through once more and think, “Am I going to regret this?”  But, taking the long term, isn’t it true that you always regret the sins of omission more than the sins of commission?

So you take a deep breath and press “send”.

A weekend in Glasgow is always a walk down Memory Lane.  The Scottish Chamber Orchestra played The City Halls, Candleriggs, on Friday night – a hallowed venue, beside the fruit market in the Merchant City.  Chopin played here.  And Dickens gave one of his famous public recitations.  After the disaster of the fire that destroyed the St Andrews Hall, and after the purgatory of an orphaned Scottish National Orchestra playing the mud-bespattered Gaiety Theatre in Argyll Street, in competition with the pile drivers forging the M8, the SNO under Sir Alexander Gibson found a home in Candleriggs, and this is the era I remember each time I come here.

The SCO opened with Ginastera’s Variaciones Concertantes, a showpiece for every instrument in the orchestra, opening with a mesmerising duet for cello and harp, with subsequent solo contributions from viola, violin, and bass.  Everybody in the SCO is a virtuoso.  Then Bertrand Chamayou played the Ravel Piano Concerto in G.   Another virtuoso display, with, between the jazzy outer movements, such sadness and poignancy in the sustained Adagio assai, reiterated by the cor anglais.  Then Beethoven 4.  The orchestra seized us by the throat.  Debussy said that Beethoven was a wonderful composer whose music was spoiled by aggression.

The RSNO is currently touring the United States, but fortunately the National Youth Orchestra of Scotland played the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall on Saturday.  That is apt, considering the new partnership the NYOS and the RSNO have forged, and it was also fitting that the NYOS should have been conducted by the RSNO’s Principal Guest Conductor Elim Chan.  Steven Osborne played Rachmaninov’s Third Piano Concerto.  I’m sure it was an experience the members of the NYOS will never forget.  In this most technically demanding of all concerti, Osborne gave it everything.  That he should have been able to return to the platform and play the D major Prelude Opus 23 No. 4, with infinite delicacy and tenderness, was astonishing.

After the interval, the NYOS played Andrea Tarrodi’s Liguria, and then the Ravel orchestration of Mussorgsky’s Pictures at an Exhibition.  Composed in 1874, what a modernistic and demonic piece it is.  There was great sonority from the brass ensemble, and some wonderfully intricate wind playing.  I was particularly struck by the saxophonist in Il vecchio castello.  What a talent.

Meanwhile, the RSNO were playing the Mondavi Center for the Performing Arts near Sacramento.  Sibelius, Rachmaninov, and Prokofiev, in a programme I heard in Glasgow a few weeks ago.  A treat for the good folks of Sacramento.  With the RSNO away, I suppose in the Royal Concert Hall on Saturday night we had a foretaste of how the RSNO might be in twenty years’ time.  When I heard the NYOS last year they played Copland 3 and I was struck then by the extraordinary strength, depth, and sonority of the strings.  On Saturday the string sections were notably smaller, and it crossed my mind that maybe the depth of available talent had similarly grown smaller.  Nicola Benedetti, who is patron of the NYOS junior orchestra, is a tireless champion for free music tuition in schools.  Is it fanciful to imagine that the erosion of such free tuition has so quickly produced an adverse effect?  Thanks to such free tuition, I was playing Mussorksy’s Pictures in a Glasgow youth orchestra around the time the pile drivers were knocking hell out of the Gaiety.  I think it was far easier at that time, compared with now, for somebody from a modest background to find a path into music.  But the gap between rich and poor has never been so stark in my lifetime.  You only need to take a short walk from Waterstones Sauchiehall Street to the concert hall at the top of Buchanan Street to see, in every doorway, people clinging to the margins of existence.

It seems to me that if we pass by the derelict on our way towards the ivory tower of classical music, the refined pursuit of the alumni of private schools, if music becomes divorced from real life, then music will die.  Every time (nearly every time) I hear a piece of contemporary music, I wonder if it isn’t dead already.

But I mustn’t be pessimistic.  To hear the NYOS, and to hear the whoops of appreciation from their young friends in the audience, gives me hope.  So long as they remember to switch off their devices.

Achtung!  Intensivtraining!

German studies continue.  My reverse Brexit – but that’s another story.  The study of another language makes one consider anew one’s own native tongue.  I wonder what it is like to learn English as a second language.  English isn’t terribly inflected – no accusative and dative endings to worry about.  Gender is purely biological, men being masculine, women feminine, and things neuter.  (Okay ships are female – there’s always an exception.)  Plurals are remarkably regular – just add s: thing/things; or es for sake of euphony: box/boxes.  Child/children is an exception but I struggle to think of another unless it’s a Latin loan word: medium/media or stigma/stigmata.  No, the real difficulty with English lies in mastery of idiom.  You see the problem if you examine just one facet of English grammar, say, tense.

Tenses are a bit complicated.  German has one present tense, English at least three.  Ich komme:  I come, I do come, I am coming.  You might add a fourth: I am used to coming; or even a fifth: I be coming.  But most native English speakers hearing the latter would conjure the image of a pirate with a wooden leg and a parrot on his shoulder.  He might be hunting for pieces of eight (eight?  Eight what?) – using a map bearing the legend, “Here be dragons.”

An English learner might imagine that the simplest form of the present tense (“I come” in the above example) would be the commonest in use, but actually to describe that which we are doing in the present, we hardly ever use it.  If I say, “I play the viola”, you would not imagine the instrument to be under my chin right now.  I might more accurately say, “I am in the habit of playing the viola from time to time.”  A German speaker might ask me, “Play you the viola?”  Or a French speaker, “Is it that you play the viola?” or more likely, “You play the viola?”  But an English speaker would say, “Do you play the viola?”  I might reply, “Yes I do play the viola”, but such a reply would resonate with a certain emphasis, so to say: “Yes I do play the viola.  How did you know?”  It’s a minefield.

The odd thing about the simple present tense is that when it is used sequentially, it is understood to be a form of dramatized past tense.  The drama thus recounted may be either fictional or non-fictional.  “He stands up.  He yawns, he stretches, he takes a few paces towards the dresser.  He opens the top drawer.  He takes out a squat, snub-nosed, heavy metallic object.  It is a Walther PPK…”  To write a novel in the present tense much more than a century ago would have been incomprehensible.  It was the rise of cinema, and subsequently television, that made such a mode of expression intelligible.  We tend to watch a movie in the present tense.  That is its impact; it is happening in the here and now.  Then historians borrowed the technique.  You might hear a historian pontificating on Lord Bragg’s In Our Time: “Churchill is in a bind.  He must show loyalty to his chief, but he knows that Halifax, a peer, is in an impossible position, and that therefore it is Churchill for whom the king, albeit reluctantly, must send.”   Personally, I don’t care for either novels or histories to be recounted in the present tense.  But I’m prepared to put up with it, if the material is of interest.  I seem to recall that Robert Harris’ novel about the Dreyfus affair is in the present tense.  I thought it was awfully good, and I admit I stopped noticing after a while.  But still, there is something portentous about the past masquerading as the present.

Is there any such thing as a novel written entirely in the future tense?  A poem, maybe?  Yeats’ Lake isle of Innisfree?      

The various past tenses in English can be as confusing as those in the present.  I have gone, I went, I used to go, I was going.  We don’t say “I have went”, though I don’t suppose there is any reason why we shouldn’t, went being the past tense of the verb to wend.  That reminds me of the wee Glasgow boy whose mother asked him how he had enjoyed his first day at school.

“Och, ah wish ah hadnae go’ed.”

Naturally his mother corrected him.  “You mean, you wish tae goad you hadnae went.”

Then there’s the pluperfect – the remote past seen from the perspective of the past:  I thought… I had thought…  I don’t suppose there is any reason why this recherche into temps perdu shouldn’t carry on ad infinitum; the hall of mirrors of reminiscence – I had thought, I had had thought, I had had had thought…

But the real can of worms, in English, is the subjunctive.  The English learner might wish to think twice before going there.  It’s an optional extra.  Many native speakers, perhaps the majority, never use it.  The subjunctive is rather hifalutin, almost a class thing.  Perhaps for the foreigner that is its lure.  Master it, and you receive the keys to High Society.  You move effortlessly amid the Establishment, One of Us.  Avoid it, and you remain an artisan, calling a spade a spade.  But of course the real trick with the subjunctive is to master it, and then never use it.  It’s like a nuclear deterrent, invisibly making its presence felt.  Kipling’s If might have been written entirely in the subjunctive, but it sits under the surface.  Its blatant use is an affectation.  If you adopt the subjunctive, you become a theoretician moving in a rarefied atmosphere; a dandy, a fop.

A distinction is made between the present subjunctive (“If I were a rich man…”) and the historic subjunctive (“Then I thought, would that I had been born rich…”) but the whole essence of the subjunctive is that it lies outside the realm of quotidian experience.  It is not a tense; it is a mood.  In considering what might have been, you step through a sliding door into a realm beyond time.  “Would that I had known then what I were later to discover.  Had it been so, I had done better.  Had I taken more cognisance of that which, heretofore, I had had removed from my consciousness, I had had wiser counsel.  I had better had done nothing.”

A German learning English might say to himself, “I had better avoid that.”  Yes, you had better had had.

All Herr Müller wanted to do was order an espresso in Prȇt.

April 1^st.  What a relief yesterday to move the clocks forward an hour.  No kidding.  Did I hear a rumour that Brussels has issued a directive – no, an advisory – that EU states settle on a time and stop monkeying around with their clocks?  I imagine Westminster will pay scant regard to that, even supposing the UK ends up contesting the EU elections on May 23^rd.  So come October 27^th, we will be back on GMT, or, as the RAF chaps put it, Zulu.  Or, as the aviation world puts it generally, UTC.  UTC stands for Universal Co-ordinated Time.  Why not, then, UCT?  The received wisdom is that the acronym UTC is a sop to the French, who have a penchant for placing the adjective after the noun.  But then, why not TUC?  Did the Trades Union Congress get in first?  How about TCU?  Temps coordonné universel.  Whatever.  The aviation world is full of three letter acronyms.  The atmospheric pressure at sea level in millibars (or hectopascals in the System Internationale) is the QNH, while the atmospheric pressure at airport surface level is the QFE.  But QNH and QFE stand for nothing at all.  They’re just gobbledegook, designed to confuse the enemy.

But to return to Zulu, or Zulu + 1, I’ve adjusted all the clocks in my house.  I note the computer on which I scribble away has done it automatically, as has my mobile phone.  The clock in the car is on permanent summer time.  I like to think that is because I too choose always to remain on summer time, but actually it’s because I can’t figure out how to adjust the clock.  I ought to get the manual out of the glove box and look it up but I can’t be bothered.  Similarly, I should find out how to jam the car radio’s annoying habit of constantly interrupting Radio 3 with a travel report.  The surprise lurking in the slow movement of Haydn 94 is obliterated by an update on the snow blocking the road twixt Cockbridge and Tomintoul.  The Cockbridge-Tomintoul road has been blocked for as long as I can remember.  When Freddie Grisewood chaired Any Questions, and the newscaster told us what the Queen was wearing, the Cockbridge-Tomintoul road was blocked.

There is I believe universal relief (or relief universal) when the clocks spring forward, just as there is consternation when they fall back.  The end of October signals the onset of Seasonal Affective Disorder.  The nights are fair drawing in.  Each year there is a debate as to whether we stay on GMT, or on British Summer Time, or we keep swapping, or indeed revive British Double Summer Time.  There may be a town/country split on this; there is a farmers’ lobby, and a lobby vociferous on behalf of children creeping reluctantly to school.  The kids themselves couldn’t care less.  In their feral world, they have far better things with which to concern themselves.  But I have a modest proposal to put forward.  Rather than change the clocks, we should change our habits.  If it’s too dark in the morning to send the kids to school, wait until it gets light.  In other words, shorten the working day during winter.  The children will be delighted.  So will the adults, who should all go into the office an hour later and come back an hour earlier.  Hunker down and mend the fishing nets.  The only reason for going out in the dark is to undertake “works of necessity and mercy.”  If I were a sitting MP I would put it forward as a Private Members Bill.  But Mr Speaker, that man in the green chair so cavernous that it makes the incumbent look like Richard Matheson’s Incredible Shrinking Man, would never allow it.  Lead balloon territory.  We cannot allow ourselves to fall behind these incredibly driven and industrious Chinese.

But is this not a most beautiful time of year?  I wandered lonely as a cloud, floating, in this instance up and down the vales and hills of the Switchback Road heading north out of Glasgow, and the banks of daffodils were truly stunning.  I’m sure Mr Wordsworth really was stunned too.  I’m less convinced about his emotional state while walking over Westminster Bridge on September 3^rd, 1802.  Granted the Palace of Westminster is a very beautiful building, but then again it wasn’t there in 1802.  Call me dull of soul, but surely the sun can more beautifully steep something other than ships, towers, domes, theatres and temples, eh?  I mean, what is so “Dear God” about sleeping houses?

Westminster has put me in a mood.

In these troubled times, when wise and benign world leadership is in short supply, who would not be impressed by the New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern?  Following the Christchurch atrocity, she has been able to articulate the desire of New Zealanders to live in peace and not at war, to love and not to hate.  She has been able to reach out to people of every age and from every social and ethnic background, and to articulate grief, resolve, and hope.  Politically, she was able, within 72 hours, to win the broadest support for a reform of New Zealand gun laws, and within a single week she has essentially banned military-style semi-automatic guns and assault rifles.  That is utterly extraordinary.

I can’t help but compare the New Zealand “can-do” attitude, her self-reliance, and her resilience, with the Brexit impasse here in the UK.  This holds true irrespective of one’s desire either to leave or to remain within the European Union.  Here in the UK we have grappled with a problem for nearly three years and achieved, precisely, nothing.  Remember, “Nothing is decided until everything is decided.”  Well, nothing is decided.  I believe this tells us something about leadership.

In a Liberal Democracy (as opposed to a Dictatorship), faced with a crisis, what does a Leader need to be, and to do, in order to step up to the plate?

1. She needs to feel that she has certain skills, attributes, insights, and inner convictions that make her suitable for the job.
2. She needs to feel that the challenge before her is worth taking on. Personal ambition may be a help or a hindrance, but is neither necessary nor sufficient to ensure she is equal to the task.  She might even take up her post with extreme reluctance, driven by a sense of duty or even of Destiny.  What matters in a crisis is that she comes with a coherent strategy.
3. She must on no account have a hidden agenda. She must be open and straightforward.  She mustn’t use the real crisis facing the people as a surrogate for a perceived crisis affecting a particular constituency.
4. She must be collegiate. She should consult widely.  She should listen in particular to opponents, and carefully weigh opinions that she may not necessarily wish to hear.  She should remember the words of Oliver Cromwell, “I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.”
5. She should strive for simplicity. That is not the same as being simplistic.  The art of achieving simplicity, simultaneous with being right, is very complex.  She must study a mass of detail, and make sense of it.  She looks at all the trees and tries to see the wood.  She must search for an underlying solution to the problem, the way a physicist looks for a unifying equation that is both simple, and beautiful.
6. Once armed with a solution, she must convince, and gain the support of not only a cabinet, a constituency, or a party, but the whole body politic.
7. She must stick to her guns, and deal with set-backs and unforeseen impediments. She might echo the words of Winston to the boys at Harrow, “Never give in.”  But she should also remember that even somebody of such sublime inner resolve as Winston added a rider: “Never give in, except to convictions of honour and good sense.”

On Sunday we saw on our television screens images reminiscent of a John Buchan “shilling shocker”, of men in Ulsters emerging from shooting brakes before a Buckinghamshire country mansion.  The atmosphere of the Buchan world, of grey eminences wielding the sinews of power to influence world events, is a world away from the open society of Aotearoa.  We are befogged.  Our leaders have proved unable to make sense of the predicament they face.  They have not found a simple solution.  And the opposite of simplicity is not complexity; it is obfuscation.

Another “critical week” has started.  It would be a brave man, or woman, who is ready to predict what is going to happen.  Frankly, I would be amazed if Westminster pulled a white rabbit out of a hat.  If they can’t find a way through to a solution, events will develop a momentum of their own.  Brexit is turning out to be an “all or nothing” phenomenon.  Either we abandon the whole project, and stay in the EU, or we walk away.  Abort, or crash out.

Ki mai koe ki ahau

He aha te mea nui o te ao?

Maki e ki atu

He tangata, he tangata, he tangata.

 

I am told there are people who do not care for maps,

And find it hard to believe.  (Up here,

The wind is persistent, the houses still as the grave.

The sheepdogs lie on the grass

And glance philosophically about them.)

This is smoke-down time, this is your rag-butt end

Of a decaying semester, where people,

Moved by some ribald hocus-pocus of the soul

To some obscure…

And God knows what…

 

They say Captain Cook had sight of

Te Waha-o-Rerekohu, which in turn

Had welcomed the Arawa canoe of the Great Fleet,

This giant Pohutukawa on the long pathway at Te Araroa,

With her canopy spread of forty metres

The oldest Pohutukawa in the world.

These gnarled and tortured branches also stretch above

The cataract falls of Karekare, or stand alone, aflame

At water’s edge, eschewing society of trees

– Ngaio, lacebark, golden kowhai, white manuka

The rata, the kahikatea, the dead silence of the kauri forest –

The blood-red blossom bursting forth

As crimson as the redcoats lying on the beach

(Te Paranga Pa they never took by force).

Thus Pohutukawa groves make tapu

An ancient site of battle,

Metrosideros excelsa.

Nectar to the tui.

 

As kuaka godwits muster, screaming

Over Cape Maria van Diemen

Te Maori mourn another passing spirit.

Their murmuration never ceasing, Maori know

(Without recourse to social media sites)

There has been great and doleful massacre.

Where the stream Kapo-Wairua runs

Into Tom Bowling Bay, demons try

To snatch the souls, hurrying

To Muriwhenua at Land’s End,

Lacerated with obsidian flakes,

Crowns of thorns

Knotted into death’s chaplets.

Here, before the oceans’ confluence, Tatu-o-te-Po

The last Pohutukawa

Leans down to the surf.

The disembodied spirits of the dead

Follow the Ara Whanui a Tane:

Ki ro kauwhau o te riri

Ka rere koe

I te Hiki o te Ika e-e!   

What sign for those who come after?

 

Hi iwi Kotahi tatau

Perusing the book shelves in a branch of W H Smith, I picked up a couple of books more or less at random.  They both looked interesting and readable, and indeed both turned out to be so.  I read them quite quickly.  When you read books in parallel like this, they seem to augment one another in unforeseen ways, even when you wouldn’t suppose they had anything remotely in common.

The first book was War Doctor, Surgery on the Front line, by David Nott (Picador 2019). (Let me say immediately, lest I forget, that this book should be compulsory reading for any future Prime Minister minded to enlist our armed forces in some so-called “Discretionary War”.  Here is a vivid depiction of what it means to drop bombs on people.)  The second book was Feel the Fear and Do it Anyway by Susan Jeffers (Century 1987, revised and updated edition Vermilion 2012).  I knew that David Nott was a trauma surgeon with a vast experience of working in war zones, and as an emergency physician I was fascinated to read about his work.  By contrast I had no particular interest in Susan Jeffers’ work and if I’m being honest I have heretofore entertained a scepticism towards inspirational self-help books.  My preconception was that self-help was for neurotic Californians for whom having a therapist would be de rigueur.  But Feel the Fear and Do it Anyway is a famous title, familiar even to me, so I thought I would give it a go.

Self-help books were tremendously in vogue in the 1930s, and James Thurber lampooned them mercilessly in Let Your mind Alone (Hamish Hamilton, 1937).  He mined a rich seam of humour in contrasting the smug inner certainty of these Desiderata with the angst-ridden lives of nonplussed, middle-aged American men.  I wonder what Thurber would have made of Dr Jeffers encouraging us to place inspirational “affirmations” on post-its, scattered round the house?  I suspect he would have made quite a lot.  I confess that Let Your Mind Alone has prejudiced me against self-help books.  Did Thurber really despise them?  It hardly matters, as Thurber is a persona, a character in his own bizarre and unpredictable world.  It’s not that he’s in denial of the fact that he’s neurotic, merely that he can’t take seriously the off-the-peg solutions of the psychotherapists.  Maybe if they went off to Aleppo and worked as an orderly in an underground hospital in what David Nott calls an “austere environment”, they would find they didn’t have time for introspection.  Incidentally, David Nott runs a course called “Surgical Training for Austere Environments (STAE)”, which strikes me as quite a euphemism.  It might aptly be renamed, “Surgical Training for Hell.”

So I really did think that there would be no connection between these two books, and that attending a seminar on how to make your life more fulfilling would have nothing to do with how to patch up a mangled body while somebody is about to drop a bomb on you.  I mean, get real!  Susan Jeffers describes the trance-like episode which turned her life around almost in terms of a miracle.  Spontaneously, and without any forethought, she entered an academic institution unknown to her and told a stranger (who turned out to be the head of the department) that she was there to teach a course on Fear.  The rest is history.  Aye, right.  I read all this with a degree of resistance.  It’s all very well to say that all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds, but just look at Aleppo!

But then Dr Jeffers played the Viktor Frankl card.  Frankl’s Man’s Search for Meaning (Ein Psycholog erlebt das Konzentrationslager, 1946) is a book which periodically falls out of the sky upon me.  I even found a dog-eared paperback copy in a hut in the Highlands of Papua New Guinea.  Viktor E.  Frankl was a psychiatrist, a survivor of Auschwitz who averred that life was meaningful even in the direst of circumstances.  He went on to develop a system of psychological treatment known as Logotherapy which seems to me to share a lot of ideas with Susan Jeffers.  I began to read Jeffers with a new respect.  I like the message that is encapsulated in the title of her book.  She permits us to be fearful.  Angst is part of the human condition; it is not of itself abnormal.  I wonder if, amid the current epidemic of antidepressant prescribing, we have lost sight of that fact.  Dr Jeffers borrows from Viktor Frankl a technique called “Paradoxical Intention” in which a patient does not try to combat, dodge, or obliterate his fear, but, paradoxically, to reproduce it.  Somebody with a phobia of public-speaking, for example, might be encouraged to get up in a public place, make a speech, and deliberately fall apart.  The paradox is that the subject finds himself able to make the speech, but unable to fall apart.

It occurred to me that “Feel the fear and do it anyway” – recurrently – is what David Nott has done.  Sarajevo, Kabul, Freetown, Monrovia, Darfur, Rwanda, Yemen, Libya, Haiti, the Central African Republic, Gaza, and of course, Aleppo.  It clearly is a very special person who volunteers repeatedly to subject himself to this level of risk, and to operate in an environment of utter degradation, for no material reward.  What drives him?  David Nott tries to address this question in his book.  From a professional point of view, he clearly relishes the challenge of practising in the austere environment, where you have little if any recourse to laboratory and radiological back-up, and you are forced to rely diagnostically solely on your own clinical acumen.  To make the right decision, and to achieve the right outcome, is very gratifying.  This is closely aligned with the humanitarian aspect of the work he does.  You sense his sense of pride in saving the life of a terribly traumatised child.  With respect to personal risk, he admits to being something of an adrenaline junkie.  He describes watching the news in London, hearing about the destruction being wrought in the world’s latest war-zone, and having an irresistible desire to go there.

I was very interested to read about David Nott’s other professional life.  He is a pilot, both fixed wing and rotary, and he has practised that art at a high level.  I wouldn’t claim for a moment to have advanced half so far as Mr Nott in either aviation or medicine, but as an emergency physician and a private pilot I do claim a special interest here.  You might imagine going fishing (a fishing rod was his chosen luxury on Desert island Discs) would be a more therapeutic off-duty pursuit for a stressed surgeon, than flying a Lear Jet from Luton to Heathrow in the world’s busiest airspace.  But it was during the 1990s in Auckland that I began to appreciate that aviation was therapy for the emergency physician.  I would leave the madhouse of Middlemore Emergency Department in South Auckland and drive south out of Auckland through Alfriston to Ardmore Aerodrome.  I would take Whisky Alpha Echo, a Slingsby Firefly, aloft and do loops and barrel rolls and stall turns and spins.  The act of putting yourself into a situation of extreme personal vulnerability, in which you are totally reliant on your own skill to retrieve the situation, somehow invests you with the power to help somebody else in extremis.  After the sortie I’d have a pint in the club bar and then drive home to Bucklands Beach (legal there and then – couldn’t do it now).  I’d always have to stop, at the same lay-by in Alfriston, and get out and look at the view, overcome by a very strange mix of serenity and euphoria.

I would hazard a guess that something like that feeling is what drives David Nott.

But it comes at a price.  Things can go wrong.  David Nott is candid – remarkably candid for a doctor I’d say – about cock-ups, in both medicine and aviation.  That trip by Lear Jet from Luton to Heathrow did not go well.  Aviators will recognise the symptoms: if you’re not flying all the time, you lose currency.  There’s a hierarchy of multi-tasks a pilot must carry out, and if he can’t do some of them unconsciously, he gets overloaded; pilots call this being “maxed out”.  Then there was that close shave in the helicopter.

He doesn’t gloss over the medical mishaps either.  The burr hole on the wrong side of the skull, the massive transfusion reaction from incompatible blood – it’s all there. There are many extraordinary and highly dramatic scenes depicted in War Doctor – the many passionate and acrimonious disputes between colleagues in the operating theatre; the occasion of being abandoned in the pitch dark in theatre during a bombing raid; the decision to continue operating under threat of immediate obliteration; but the episode which stood out for me occurred in Aleppo when Daesh broke into the operating theatre.  David Nott’s assistant whispered to him, “Don’t say a word.”  David Nott prayed to God that his hands would stop shaking.  They did.  He was able to complete the operation.

I have the sense of a man who has taken his craft to the absolute limits and who finds himself in a zone in which he no longer has any reason to put up any sort of front.  You can sense it, if you track down his appearance on Desert Island Discs on the BBC Sounds App, and listen.  I liked his musical choices.  His soundscape had serenity.  And when he recounted his experiences, he relived them.  You are never more in touch with humanity than when on the verge of tears.  I recognise this zone myself, again, from clinical practice.  It’s a kind of catharsis.  Catharsis, the purgation of pity and terror, was for Aristotle the defining characteristic of tragedy.  I never really had an inkling of what this might mean until I saw Roman Polanski’s film of Macbeth.  The terrible world Shakespeare conjured – and Polanski recreated – might not be unlike the world to which David Nott is recurrently compelled to return.  It is a frightful place, but towards the end of the Polanski film there is an inexplicable lightening of the atmosphere which is truly cathartic.  I remember I used to experience something similar at the end of a particularly hellish and protracted shift in the emergency department.  I felt I could do anything.  I was as light as air.  Yes I will stitch up that gash on the beautiful face of the daughter of the Professor of Plastic Surgery.  No problem.  Next morning, I’d be back to my old neurotic self, braced for another day.  Feel the fear and do it anyway.

 

I pushed the twenty-three gauge hypodermic needle decisively through the skin and then infiltrated local anaesthetic as gently as I could – it is liable to sting.  I said, “All right?”

“Yes,” said Françoise.  The voice was cautious, exploratory.  She lay prone with her head lying sideways on her forearms.  I raised a bleb of white skin in a margin round the pigmented neavus.  I said, “It looks perfectly benign.  I don’t know why we’re doing this.”

“Humph.”

Actually I did know.  She was a Canadian radiology registrar, very Québécois.   I kind of knew her because we both played in the orchestra – St Matthew’s in the City.   She’d come into the department at the end of her shift and said, “Will you lop a mole off my back?”  Sometimes you do a thing simply because you are importuned.

I took a size 11 scalpel blade, on a No. 3 handle, and incised round the mole, with a slim margin of normal skin.  “Okay?”

She said dreamily, “Can’t feel a thing.  Except the touch of your fingers.  Rather soothing.  You should be a masseur.”

Concentrate on the surgery.  Don’t blur the boundaries.  I held the naevus in forceps, on its pedicle of subcutaneous tissue, and gently dissected it away.

“There!”  I dropped it into formalin, ready to send to Pathology.  I opened a packet of 4/0 monofilament nylon, and grasped the atraumatic needle with the needle-holder.

“Closing now.”  Then the lights went out.

I said, “Now there’s a thing!”  There was a screen over the theatre door and it was absolutely pitch dark.  Françoise remarked, rather redundantly, “Must be a power cut.”

“Just as well I can suture with my eyes closed.”

“Don’t you dare!”

“Only kidding.  D’you suppose the nurses will remember we’re in here and come and rescue us?  I could try the buzzer on the wall but I don’t want to lose sterility.”

“No.  It’s never a good idea to lose sterility.”

It wasn’t unpleasant to sit in the darkness.  I could feel the gentle rise and fall of her rib cage under the green drapes.  She said, “Do you know why Jimmy Galway left the Berlin Philharmonic?”

“Did he fall out with Karajan?”

“They were playing Beethoven Five in the Musickwerein in Vienna one night, Karajan conducting.  Suddenly all the lights went out.  Nobody could see a thing.  They couldn’t read the music and they couldn’t see Karajan waving his arms.  But the music never faltered.  They went on to the end, note perfect.”

“So why did he leave?”

“I guess he felt you shouldn’t live life on automatic.”  Françoise was whispering, as if the darkness were sacred.  Then, from directly above us, a shrill and persistent bell started to ring.  Françoise giggled.  “Is that a fire alarm?”  Then the theatre door opened and Karen Jones said, “What are you two up to?”

“What’s happening, Karen?”

“Power cut.  The whole of Otahuhu and Mangere are out, apparently.”

“What about the hospital generator?”

“Hang on.”  She went to the wall and threw a few switches.  An X-ray screen sprang to life.  “How’s that?”

Ghostly fluorescence.  I said, “It’ll have to do.  What about the alarm?  Are we supposed to evacuate?”

Françoise said, “I’m not going out on to the street with a hole in my back!”  We were all raising our voices because of the stridency of the bell.  Karen said, “I’ll check it out,” and disappeared.  Then, beyond the door, I heard the ambulance r/t blasting away. What now?

Three sutures were enough.  I lay some tulle over the wound, and a dressing.  Françoise said, “Stitches out in a week?”

“Longer in the back.  Maybe twelve days or so.”  Then Karen opened the door again.  “You aren’t going to believe this.  There’s a bomb scare.”

“Is that what the alarm’s for?”

“No.  There’s a fire, too.  The bomb’s at the airport.”

The Maori have a saying, that all bad luck comes in threes.  “Are we on standby?”

“It’s a full alert.  They want you.”

“Oh good.  If the hospital’s on fire, I want to go to the airport.”  Françoise had turned on her side and was leaning negligently on an elbow.  I said, “Fancy a trip to the airport?”

“Sure.”  Her voice was full of interest.

“Let’s go.”

The department was buzzing.  All the available X-ray screens had been turned on and there was that same pale phosphorescent eerie half-light drenched over everything, that we had had in theatre.  At the nurses station somebody was lighting candles.  I’m constitutionally addicted to power cuts.  I love the underground, Blitzy atmosphere.  Administrators don’t give you crap during a power cut.

I picked up the ambulance r/t report.  “Where’s the fire?”

“By the lifts.  Cigarette in a trash can.”  The ambulance report read, “AIA full alert.  United Airways 747 Auckland – Honolulu, outgoing.  Bomb scare.  Landing 2310.”  We had twenty five minutes.  At the r/t station I picked up this spiffing new device – a cell phone the size of a car battery.

“We’re off!”

It was very dark outside.  As we stepped out into the ambulance bay a fire truck pulled up and six men, heavily clad in bright yellow overalls started off-loading.  Then more fire engines pulled up at the taxi rank by the hospital front door.  I was parked 100 metres away.  There was no street lighting but the eerie glow from the hospital was enough for us to pick our way.  I started up without preamble and we went like hell down Hospital Approach Road.

There was a policeman at the intersection at the top of the bridge.  I pulled the green light from under the dash with its extensible cord attached to the cigarette lighter, passed it through my window and slapped it on like a limpet to the car roof.

“Kojak!” said Françoise.  She was enjoying herself.  The policeman on points duty waved us left.  We accelerated out along Massey Road.  I said, “I can’t tell you how wonderful it is to get out of there!”

“Does this sort of thing happen often?”

“Surprisingly often.  We have a ‘special relationship’ with the airport.  There are three echelons of callout.  Most of the calls are first echelon – ‘Stand By’.  Maybe a 747 with one engine shut down.  That happens quite a lot.  The next echelon is this – ‘Full Alert.’  Full emergency service response.  We expect a problem.  If it’s a false alarm, we’ll be stood down.”

“And the third echelon?”

“Crash.”

I had caught up with an LSU, a Life Support Unit.  I snuck into her slipstream.  I was thinking about the one ‘Crash’ call-out I’d had, and the miserable freezing night out on the threshold of Runway 05, waiting for the divers to fish the two pilots of a freight aircraft out of the Manukau Harbour.  I had the melancholy privilege of declaring one of them lifeless.

There was a points man at every intersection, and in ten minutes we had turned left down George Bolt Memorial.  The whole of Mangere was blacked out.  We turned left, then right and, down at the airport perimeter, drew up at our assembly point, a sign that said starkly, “DON’T PARK HERE EVER.”  The LSU pulled up and I drew into the kerbside beside him.  Outside, here on the airport flatlands, there was a chill in the air.  I fetched two sheepskin-lined parkas from the boot, and a couple of fluorescent bibs bearing the legend, ‘Doctor’.  “Here, put this on.  It’s going to get cold.  And this.  There.  Now you can go anywhere, do anything.”  I switched off my green light.  In contrast to the darkness of Mangere, now we found ourselves in a great, phantasmagorical, psychedelic array of multi-coloured rotating lights coming off two dozen emergency vehicles.  From the air it would be dazzling.  I said, “I hope the pilot doesn’t think we’re the runaway.”

My friend Terry Dunstaple was at the wheel of the LSU.  I effected the introductions.  He looked at his watch.  “Landing in five minutes.”  He shivered.  “Let’s hope it’s another hoax.”

“Let’s hope so.”

“Incredible when you think about it.  An aircraft with 350 people on board 100 miles out over the Pacific turns back.  They’ve just dumped 130 tons of fuel.  130 tons!  All because some joker thinks it’s a helluva dag to phone up and say there’s a bomb on board.”

I scanned the horizon.  Where was the wind coming from?  It was a south-westerly, 25, gusting to 35 knots.  They would use Runway 23 and the aircraft would come in over the Whitford Beacon and Manukau Heights, tracking more or less directly down Puhinui Road and screaming over Pukaki Creek at two hundred feet with full flap and undercart down ready to touch with the grace, lightness, and splendour of a pelican.

There she was, bang on schedule, tracking straight down the runway’s extended centre line.  I could see the wink of the wing tip lights and the flick of the undercart strobe, low over Totara heights on final approach.  Françoise gripped my arm.

The 747 flared out over Pukaki, held off, nose up, and, as the engine note died, there was a wisp of tyre smoke off the asphalt.  Down!  The nose wheel sank gently on to the runway.  From nearby came a faint cheer and a smattering of applause.  Terry said, “They’re going to taxi to the apron just off 05 threshold and disembark there.”  I knew the form.  They would get passengers and crew off double quick, secure the area, and the bomb disposal people would move in.  The airport would stay open.  I said to Françoise, “Let’s go and get some coffee.”  Domestic or International?  I chose International.  “Terry – I’ve got the hand-held.”

He nodded and said cheerfully, “You’d hear the explosion anyway.”